January 2012
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December 2011
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Jerry Buss goes to hospital, comes out and finds his GM has traded two of the best team basketball players in the world so that he can have two of the most selfish players in the NBA. One is ageing with falling production plus an abrasive attitude who enjoys sending bench players to basketball wilderness and the new guy gets the ball first all the time and will shoot it. They’ll be coached...
November 2011
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If this note gets noted. I will note the notes until the noted note is noted. Notes.
October 2011
22 posts
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DO ME JESSICA
notforthedrama:
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“No one’s hating on you for being a toothbrush”
– Jenna Marbles
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So Kim Kardashian just ‘landed’ a role in the next Tyler Perry film. Did she really ‘land’ it or do they just think ‘Hey, you’ve been around long enough. Doing things. You can be in our movie.”
alittlebittaller:
White guys love asian bitches. Always.
TRUTH
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September 2011
1 post
August 2011
8 posts
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Rolling Stone readers voted Green Day the BEST... →
heyveronica:
wat?
I owned one Rolling Stone magazine. It was the one with with Britney Spears.
Guess why I owned it? Not to find out who was the best band in a particular genre. Silly Rolling Stone. Stick to scantily clad popstars so that teenage boys can masturbate into socks.
July 2011
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June 2011
11 posts
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Dear Emma Stone,
I know we are in love. Don’t tell my wife.
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